lavendorii:

RATING: NOT CUTE

this girl does NOT want to work. she wants to go back to bed because she is sososososo tiredd. she wants no responsibilities either please.

raven:

love it when people say hung instead of hanged when referring to gallows like LOL nice compliment but they are getting killed for real

milknjuice-deactivated20190908:

New Taylor swift song called fuck like a mountain rat

incel-moved-deactivated20210803:

hot girls don’t exercise we masturbate

zagreus:

doctress:

zagreus:

if you c*nsor anything in a post you are l*gally required to put all of the omitted v*wels at the end as a footn*te

*eeoo

Okay th*n. *f you’r* sure about th*s. 

Old Macd*nald had a farm.  

*eieio

i’m going to shatter you like glass

givemearmstopraywith-archive:

thinking about them

pollyjean:

when covid ends i will be kissing all my friends on the lips in greeting like an italiana mobster

angelbf2:

when your friend Mark forgets to return the worms he borrowed from you

god-gave-me-a-pretzel:

lesbian-toddhoward:

briscal:

thats me in the corner, thats me in the spotlight
losing my religion